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4 Commandments for Single men

1. Thou shall have a relationship with God and only Him shall you serve. If thou hearkeneth not unto this, thou shall be a boy in a man’s body and thou shall slow thyself down. Thou shall know that to succeed in life, thou needest the help of the Lord thy God.

2. If thou art still single, thou shall not be sleeping around. Thou shall not compromise sexually, for it is a violation of the commandment of the Lord thy God. Thou shall know that condoms protecteth not thou from demonic exchanges and subsequently losing God’s support and favour. Thou shall quickly repent if thou fallest into mistake. But if thou art taken by sinful habits that thou doeth all the time and you repenteth not, thou shall put thy life in grave danger.

3. Thou shall know that self-service, Indecency and other intimate sins are wrong. Thou shall know that they are tools in the hands of thy enemy to hinder thy relationship with the Lord thy God. Thou shall know that the devil contendeth not for now, but for thy glorious future and destiny.

4. If thou art still single, thou shall not double date. Thou shall stop all the rehearsals for adultery. Thou shall pursue only one bone of thy bone and flesh of thy flesh. Thou shall stop sampling around. Thou shall stop all the surveys that thou doeth and rather ask to be led by the Lord thy God.

Elvis Boniface

Elvis Boniface is Edugist's publisher and chief strategy officer leading a movement to give education a voice in Africa. 📧 elvis@edugist.org, 📞💬 +234 818 578 7349

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